April 07, 2007

Just another story

please read the following and see if do you can identify with them.

do you feel that your time during weekend is burnt in front of the computer, books and notes?
do you feel that you have been doing nothing except reading and reading for more points and elaboration?
do you feel that your time's spent doing nothing except writing one essay and another?
do you have essay deadlines that is one after another and you dread the day as they pass by?

if yes, my friend, you might have contracted the newest and most powerful mutated bacteria causing a powerful and incurable (at that moment) virus that is speading in schools especially during this period!

it's scientific name is "essophobia" (pronounce: ae-so-pho-bia)
laymen name: fear of never ending essays.
students in the arts stream are more vulnerable to contract such virus (chances increase by 45%)
cause of the virus: unknown, but generally believed that it is caused by poor time management. victims are believed to have procrastinated doing his/her essay assignments and only got started when it is about to be due.

currently, there are no cures for this new and potent virus. Victims who have contracted this virus can only pray hard to God that He will maximise your time as you try your best to battle it out with the mutated bacteria.

may God bless all of those who are essophobic with more time, will power and determination to finish all the essays.

kudos to researcher dowager goh for experiementing and detecting this virus! and thanks for informing me that i am also essophobic!

Labels: just being lame

Elsa Chen
21st Sep 1986
cedar pri/cchms/mjc/ntu-nie
loves:
--her family and darling!
--her darling friends!
--sleeping and eating
--blue, pink and light purple
--going for tours overseas!




hmm..based on priority!!hee.. =D you can help to fulfil some wishes by getting it for me for my birthday?!*grinz*
- world peace
- people i love to stay healthy and happy always
- little or no quarrels and unhappiness at home!!
- mum never to have to worry over financial issues!
- 2nd class honours, preferably upper class!!
- happy with darling!!
- go usa/europe with my parents!!
- get the 5k annual stipend!
- strong friendship with friends
- lose weight
- catch up with friends!esp my sec/jc mates!

- car license!!
- portable harddisk that is PORTABLE with as much memory as possible
- that citadel and saboteur game that i am addicted to!!
- any 1 of the many many reflexes game i play in settlers! they are so fun!
- watch movies with darling FOC!!
- new clothes and shoes!
- a new leather watch!!
- lasik operation! to get rid of having to wear specs/contacts!
- a small sling bag for gai gai and a bag big enough for school
- a shopping spree in HK or Thailand!!
- a pair of birks?

Wenhui

Nuha

Laureen

Xiao Mei

Brenda

Melissa

Sharon

Terelle

Nadia

Elroy

Serena

Satiish

Baoling

Dimas

Jiemin

Xue Qi

Yunqing

Quek

Cindy

Binchuan

the Hong Xing gang

Lee Mei

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